Dear Office Supply Orderer:
I know you must receive dozens upon dozens of order forms a day.
I understand that you are only human and mistakes do happen.
What I do not understand, is why it is always my order.
If the Quantity requested is 13 (thirteen <--yes I use the number and word for the number on the form).... then it means I want THIRTEEN of said object. Now, I see that you saw how many a qty of 13 gave me... but believe you me... I do need 1300 manilla folders.
Please re-order the remaining 12 boxes... and get them to me... so that I can do my FLIPPING JOB!
If this problem is not rectified, I will lose my mind and ak47yo'behind up and down the block.
Yeah, I said it, *puffs out chest* So what?
With all the love I can muster (because I'm so tired of this happening):