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Friday, February 24, 2012

Friday - Alone in the Shop - HUZZAH - oh, and let's talk super gross

My boss took the day to counsel a friend.
(Being a minister, she's kind of good at that. Just saying.)

So.. Today .... I AM......... ALONE AT WORK.
Well, sort of, my boss is out, and if I can look busy enough... well, no one will bother me.


Just saying.

Moving along... Last night.... was almost an AMAZING NIGHT.

(Even though it was a Nick Night.)

Jim bought me the most amazing Mac N Cheese... from the Fancy Mac N Cheese Place by us.
A Lobster Baked Mac N Cheese with two types of cheese... It was kind of the flavor of a cheesy Lobster scampi.

SO GOOD. (Remember this.. we'll touch on it later.)

Then, Klay and I got Emry to bed, he did his reading (which he is a ROCK STAR at!).

While Klay was giving him the bath, I set up for my Zombierobics.
Moved the furniture.
Set up the game.

And, I played for a little over an hour.

So, it's about 8:20p... and my father is home from work. Klay and I are starting to put the living room back together, turn on last night's episode of Face Off.

Then ...... IT happens.

Remember I told you not to forget about the "SO GOOD" mac n cheese?
Yeah well, if you're eating at the moment, STOP reading. Come back later... after you've digested.

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I looked up the word frozen, and the first three pics I got were naked women in the snow.... why is it the so much porn pops on an image search now a days? I had to use the word HYPOTHERMIA in order to get an appropriate picture.

I got really really cold...
I began to shake VIOLENTLY.
And, I couldn't stop.

My stomach lurched forward, as my body trembled like someone in the early stages of hypothermia.

I spent the better part of a half an hour throwing up the lobster mac.

I then tried to clean myself up the best I could, emerged from the bathroom, saw who was eliminated from Face Off (2 people this week, God I hated Jerry, such a pompous guy, who never showed his supposed SKILL) topic....... I was still Trembling something fierce. I was so afraid I was going to lose my insides again.

Klay built Emry's lunch for the next day, and I told him to go home.... Because I knew I would not be the Sexiest Sleep Partner. . . .. F M L .... seriously? I'm either NARCOLEPTIC or LINDA BLAIR?

Just want a normal life!

I had Klay show himself out, as I ran myself a bath, thinking the cleaner (and warmer) I felt... the faster I would stabilize.

My body temp did rise.
No more trembles.
(Oh, this is now at about 10:30p)

I brought a bucket with me to bed (see what I mean, super sexy right?) just in case of emergency.
And, I began to lay there....
As my stomach began to gurgle... and pain me so......
I was up and down to the bathroom for a while... Took some tums.....
And, actually fell asleep.

When I woke up this morning, I realized that my stomach was still sour... so, I guess all of this has come down to one factor:

Obviously the ......... food in question ......... was too decadent, too oily and greasy and fatty....
Tasted Great.... But, obviously isn't for me.... anymore...

And I'm rather sad about that....

I now know what my body can handle.
I know that my stomach is changing...

I'm know longer a teenager or young 20'something... who can eat and drink whatever they please.
My stomach has done GROWN UP on me....
Which means......

Bye Junk Food... It was nice knowing you.
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Keeping with the theme, I used "Goodbye Junk Food" as a image search... and the first thing that popped up, was, SHOCKER, a naked woman in a bathtub with a bowl of ice cream. WTF.

AND HELLO HEALTHY (as healthy as possible...) FOOD!

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I searched "Hello Health Food!" and I got a whole bunch of stuff on Hello Kitty... 3rd one, was a topless woman with nerd glasses, pink frilly tutu, and a hello kitty purse.... I am appalled.)
Let's just hope my stomach holds up today.
I packed really light stuff, and am drinking breakfast tea...
Thank you for reading this rant about my stomach and it's issues.
(IT SNOWED HERE LAST NIGHT, EMRY HAD A TWO HOUR DELAY... Maybe winter is trying to make a comeback?)
Until Later.

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