How am I a zombie killer?
I know you are all DYING TO KNOW!
This is called: Rise of Nightmares, and it is played on the XboX 360 - Kinect.
As you recall, I have said, I am not a video game player.
I'm actually pretty awful at it.
However, we needed something incredibly fun, after Nick served me with court papers.
My father and I splurged... and got Emry (plus the rest of us) a cool new toy.
Emry got: Sesame Street: Once upon a Monster
The family got: Kinect Adventures (which takes pictures of you as you play... they are hysterical pictures)
I got: RISE OF NIGHTMARES.
It is an aerobic kickboxing workout in which you rip through the undead.
The intent is you rescue your kidnapped wife...
What am I getting out of it?
A complete and utter workout.
Plus, it's gor-tastic and ADDICTING.
I only got to play for a little bit on Monday night, but, I can tell you... This is going to be good for me.
It will work hand in hand with my diet, and will get out the extra aggression I need to... you know, because my ex-husband is a tantruming infant who does moronic things.
I recommend this highly.
You aren't being a couch potato
You are moving around.
And... well.... SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEING IN A SWEAT SMELLING GYM CLASS IN WHICH I CAN NEVER KEEP UP WITH!
So that's it.
I'm a zombie killer, and I love it.
I am getting prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse.
Does anyone remember the CDC sending out the paperwork on how to prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse?
I printed it out... It's my solid proof that it's going to happen!