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Sunday, April 1, 2012

Happy April GHOULS Day - 4/1/2012

Hello All!
Happy April GHOULS Day.
I, with a lot of amazing blog authors, are writing to pay tribute to this day.
Everyone has a different point of view on it, so I suggest that you see the links below, and get to know a few new blogs.
If you have found me through one of these sites, HI!!!!!!! 
I hope everyone enjoys today's post.

I have to admit, I had major writers blog with this post.
I even wrote Autumn and complained.
I hit a wall.

So, I thought and thought.
And, It's cheesy, but the only thing that came to mind was:

 WHAT DO GHOULS (GHOSTS, ZOMBIES, AND THE LIKE) DO ON APRIL FOOLS DAY?

Well, I imagine that on this day, the pull my finger joke goes WAY wrong.
**giggles**
Joe Zombie: HEY BOB! PULL MY FINGER!!!!
Bob Zombie: You're not going to fart are you? 
Joe Zombie: No, of course not, that be juvenille... I'm a zombie, not a moron!
Bob Zombie: Good point... **PULLS FINGER**
and he pulls a human "joke" finger off of Joe's hand.
Bob Zombie: You are a moron.

Vampires... They need a good laugh, ever since those Twilight Bullshit's came out.
   
I imagine garlic flavored blood cocktails... give each other a good scare.
Plastic Crosses.
You know,
Life like UV rays coming through the windows during PM hours.

 
But, then again, it's cheesy, and if I know anything about the paranormal it's that THEY COMPLETELY ENJOY GIVING US LIVING BREATHING TYPES HELL.

So, this day, at nightfall (which is quickly approaching for us)...
Keep your guard up.
Tonight is the night that Poltergeists run rampid.
Vampires pull some pretty horrible jokes.
Zombies love a good running human.
Witches take the eye of newt a little too far.

Say a prayer...
Maybe Sage the house once or twice.
Build a shamble.
Do NOT dance with the Wintersmith.
No Morris Dance.
No, Naked Dancing in the moonlight with your Wikkan Gal Pals.

Your best bet is to play a good couple of jokes on your white bread friends.
Something liquidy that when consumed turns their pee blue for a few days.
Hidden Ghost Chile's in their sandwiches.
Whoopie Cushion.
Fake Spiders
(BOFFO makes great stuff I hear).


Too all my friends.
Happy April Fool/Ghouls Day!
(AND CHECK OUT THE BELOW BLOGS FOR OTHER GREAT POSTS!) 


http://autumnforestghosthunter.blogspot.com/
Ghost Hunting Theories

http://above-the-norm.blogspot.com/
Above the Norm: Bizarre Arizona

http://thewolfseyes.blogspot.com/
The Wolf's Eyes

http://historiesofthingstocome.blogspot.com/
Histories of Things To Come


http://barry-gnostalgia.blogspot.com/
Barry's Gnostalgia


https://gnostalgia.wordpress.com/
Gnostalgia

http://www.zombieseverywhere.org/
Zombies Everywhere

http://vanessa-morgan.blogspot.com/
Vanessa Morgan

http://avalon-lion.blogspot.com
Avalon Cat Cartoons

http://www.blogger.com/goog_41877984
Heretic Werks

http://hollyshorrorland.blogspot.com/
Holly's Horrorland

http://appythegardener.blogspot.com/
App'y Talk

http://littlegothichorrors.blogspot.com.au/
Little Gothic Horrors

http://hrhqueenalexandria.blogspot.com/
Queens of the Wild Frontier

http://izombielover.blogspot.com/
Retrozombie


1 comment:

  1. I'm late to the fair, I'm afraid. Still trying to get around to everyone, but a very Happy (Belated) April Ghoul's Day! And, congrats on being the Zombie Housewives winner! Awesome!!

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