People Just as Crazy as Me

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Yahoo Tuesdays - USELESS? Perhaps?



Now,
Let's Discuss.

1.
The twine seems to help you because you are too lazy to remember if the dog is fed, the door is open, fridge... or if your bath is overflowing....

2.
WiFi enabled Clothes Washer/Dryer?
Oh, so is it going to pick my clothes up off the floor out of the hamper?
Jeez.. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?

3.
WeMo...
All we owe... WEOHMO....
*Think Wicked Witches Guards*
I guess this would be cool if you wanted a fresh pot of coffee EXACTLY when you got home...
Or if you want to freak out burglars when the stereo they are stealing TURNS ON.
Even when it is unplugged...
HAUNTED STEREO

Ooooohhhhh!!!!

4.
This one is the only product that seems...
NOT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID

5.
Instead of using this machine to "watch your pet" ...
WATCH THEM YOURSELF
or BOARD THEM.
I swear to Christ.
USELESS

6.
Kwikset Electronic Lock...
Now, I see good and bad with this.
ONE Thieves will figure out how to hack this.
But on the other hand:
If your kid gets off the bus early, and you haven't made it home yet to let him in...
Then you could just unlock the door for him.
(Still... Why on earth? What happened to the phony rock key holder?)

7.
Water and Light Show.
A couple beers, this would be fun to watch on a hot night.
Just saying.
 

3 comments:

  1. yeah I don't think these are necessary.

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  2. why does everything have to have wifi or be able to use from your home. just laziness!!

    i do however like the keyless door. the door at the beach house we stayed at had one and it was way nice just punching in a code. i would totally get one for my door.

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  3. Just not finding anything of any real use. I'd like a device that curls my hair while I sleep.

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