The twine seems to help you because you are too lazy to remember if the dog is fed, the door is open, fridge... or if your bath is overflowing....
WiFi enabled Clothes Washer/Dryer?
Oh, so is it going to pick my clothes
up off the floor out of the hamper?
Jeez.. WHY IS THIS NECESSARY?
All we owe... WEOHMO....
*Think Wicked Witches Guards*
I guess this would be cool if you wanted a fresh pot of coffee EXACTLY when you got home...
Or if you want to freak out burglars when the stereo they are stealing TURNS ON.
Even when it is unplugged...
This one is the only product that seems...
NOT COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKING STUPID
Instead of using this machine to "watch your pet" ...
WATCH THEM YOURSELF
or BOARD THEM.
I swear to Christ.
Kwikset Electronic Lock...
Now, I see good and bad with this.
ONE Thieves will figure out how to hack this.
But on the other hand:
If your kid gets off the bus early, and you haven't made it home yet to let him in...
Then you could just unlock the door for him.
(Still... Why on earth? What happened to the phony rock key holder?)
Water and Light Show.
A couple beers, this would be fun to watch on a hot night.