People Just as Crazy as Me

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Did you hear who won?

"MAMAAMAA
MAMAMAAAAA

MAMAMAAAAA!"

"Yes?"

"Did you hear who's won?"

"Huh? Who won what kiddo?"

"Mama, the President Mama" *insert DUH voice here*

"OH, gotcha... who won Emry?"

"THE ROCK BOMBOM"

**snickers** "You want to try that name out again."

"Mama, our President is The ROCK BOMBOM"
"Honey, I swear his name is BA-Rack O-BAM-AH."

"Mama, this is the United States of Merica here... It's BOMBOM."

*Smiles* "Close enough kiddo. You're right BomBom won again."

"Mama?"

"Yes, honey."

"What happened to the catcher's mitt?"

"huh?"

"He beat the catcher's mitt! Do they play baseball to see who's president?"

*blinks rapidly* "Mitt.... Mitt Romney?"

*Emry nods*

"Mitt Romney is a person, not a catcher's mitt, and they do not play baseball... we vote, remember how I told you I had to vote?"

*Emry nods*
"Oh... okay Mama... I thought it be cool if they played for it."

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